6.07.2007

Life lessons

I've learned a lot of things this summer, and I've only been here for about three weeks.

Like, for example, that electric stoves get hot on all the burners, even if only one is on. Thus, unless I'm going for the awesome exploding-glass effect, it's bad to leave a cooling casserole on one burner and boil water on another. I decided it was a performative D-Day reenactment... flying glass, surprise explosion, burning flesh (er, lasagna)...

I'm just lucky that the roommates called me over to the television to watch a supremely boring scene of Smallville.

TV saved my life!


All in all, my preferences of stoves have this score:
-Electric Stoves: 0
-Gas Stoves: 5 million

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