This coffee mug

So I have this coffee mug I bought at Honk's $1.05 (this is the name of the store. I kid you not. Everything is $1.05), and beneath the condensation collecting in front of the cheap plastic insulator is the phrase, written on an equally cheap camoflauge paper background in block letters of varying degrees of bold, "Work is for people who don't know how to hunt."

And how true that is, this coffee mug.

Because if I were to hunt, I would probably accidentally hunt myself.