Morning People

Eventually, I'd like to reach a point in my career (whatever that is) when I choose my own hours. And by "choose my own hours," I mean "never work before 11AM."

I have to be at work at 8 tomorrow, which means that if I want my morning snooze hour, I have to set my alarm for 6:30. Lame.

Morning people have this insane capacity to be perky and alert at ungodly hours; a capacity I can never hope to have and that I secretly hope I can suck out of an unsuspecting Morning Person I drugged earlier with two doses of Ambien. I'm not sure why the Ambien is necessary, but Morning People seem to be so damn responsible all the time, I figure they deserve a day off from operating heavy machinery and, you know, functioning.