In four hours, it's my birthday!

Here is my birthday list:

-DVDs of Daria, South Park, ER, or West Wing: The only show about which I'm season-specific is South Park, because Jake and Kyle already own (which means I have practically memorized) seasons 5, 7, and 8. Really, I just want something to watch while I'm in Utah... because I doubt the night life will be especially hoppin'.
-Heroin. I hear it's the next morphine!
-Books. Mostly I'm looking for physical copies of some canonical Rhetoric texts that I have to reread different chapters of every semester, like Benjamin's "Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction" and Wilde's "Soul of Man Under Socialism." Some Marx, Brecht, Bloch, or Lukács wouldn't hurt, either. And yes, Kyle, I know that it would pain you greatly to see these titles on my bookshelf, but rest assured, I won't summarize them or read them aloud in your presence.

I think that's it, but I'll update if I think of any other illicit drugs or explicit DVDs I'm interested in.