Dear Herringbone Messenger Purse

You were, in short, great. I think I bought you in the 7th grade, at Old Navy. I remember re-sewing the strap a couple times. I'm sorry I let the guys who robbed me take you away (and probably dump you somewhere, empty and alone), but there was a gun. I hope you understand.

Your friend in basic herringbone fashion


You have been recovered! Forlorn in a bush near the crime scene, a lovely officer brought you back at 2AM.