Witness this

33 years. That's how long Sybil Lovelace has been knocking on doors to spread the word about Jehovah, because clearly if everyone knew, there would be no shootings or poverty.

She spends 70 hours a month braving drive-bys and serving in soup kitchens (such havens of vice!). 8 hours a day for 8 days out of every month. For 33 years. She's saved 5 lives from certain Jehovah-less death.

I admire her persistence, but even the Mormons think the Jehovah's Witnesses need to tone it down with the Armageddon talk.

Here's the article, if you're so inclined:
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/07/06/MNGN7QS4631.DTL