tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20926459404312803592024-03-12T22:48:06.003-07:00Old Lady Syndrome: blathering whenever I want about whateverSometimes I have a lot to say, and sometimes I don't have much to say at all.kfedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04271521222918260527noreply@blogger.comBlogger268125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092645940431280359.post-6283813298451396372011-03-04T13:23:00.001-08:002011-03-04T13:25:01.930-08:00In other newsHi! As you can see, I haven't written in a while.<br /><br />Also, this week marks my 1st anniversary of my post-college Real Job (see two posts ago, where I note the end of the Great Unemployment of 2009).<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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